Queen of online content, Lizzo, has shared a TikTok update on the whole Chris Evans drunk DM saga, and we are eternally grateful. There’s sly-face emojis, laugh-crying emojis, and a whole lot of flirtation — the usual flirty action you’d expect from Instagram, but with celebs.
If you were to peek into the world of almost anyone’s Instagram DMs, you’re bound to find at least a couple of utterly bonkers and horny messages being messaged across the aether that is the internet. We’re animals, and we shall continue to be complete messes in the DMs.
However, we very rarely get to have a look at what the hell goes on in a celeb’s DMs. Do they send horny messages to other celebs? Do they respond to the batshit messages fans send them? Well, last week Lizzo answered that very question, by showing us her messages with none of than Chris Evans as she shot her shot with the super hot celeb.
She only showed us a couple of messages though, and it wasn’t enough to satisfy our appetite for goss. Now, there’s a follow-up, and we have an update as to how things are going between Lizzo and Jamal (yes, Chris’ nickname is Jamal).
“So, let’s see what your pause game is like motherfuckers,” says Lizzo in the TikTok, as she reveals the DMs for a split second.
And to that I say, my pause game is excellent, Lizzo.
Here are the DMs that were revealed in the TikTok.
“Well.. they say you miss 100% of the shots you never take, (and even though I unsent it like a dork), I’m glad you know I exist now,” wrote Lizzo.
“Of course I do!” wrote Chris.
“I’m a fan! Keep up the great work!”
The rest of the messages are covered by Lizzo’s head, but mention Lizzo “doin a shot” and Chris buying something. The mystery continues, my friends, but I really do hope they’re dating now. Dating, or fucking. Who knows what those hidden words say.
If you want to have a gander at the TikTok video that started this whole glorious mess, you can watch it right here.
#duet with @lizzo BITCH
Lizzo, you are doing the lord’s work. Now when are you or Chris going to slide into my DMs?