Lil Uzi Vert Just Got A $31M Diamond Imbedded Into His Forehead Like Some Kinda Marvel Hero

Lil Uzi Vert Diamond

Lil Uzi Vert, (real name Symere Bysil Woods) has imbedded a $24M (AU$31M) pink diamond into his forehead, which he says he has spent the last four years paying for. These are truly wild times out here.

The diamond from jeweller Elliot Eliantte sits at a whopping 10-11 carats and is an absolute wonder to behold. Like, don’t get me wrong, it’s a hot fkn diamond, but it’s also in the guy’s head, so I don’t know how to feel.

Little Uzifer Vertical shared a vid of the diamond in action today, with the caption “beauty is pain,” and I honestly kinda stan how wild of a flex this is. Plus, keep in mind that he’s only 26, so if he’s been paying for this over the last four years, that would mean he started investing in his forehead bling at 22.

I suddenly feel wildly poor.

Eliantte (gorgeous last name) also posted a vid of Lil Uzi Vert in action with his new diamond.

Something about the caption “Lil Uzi Vert activated” is fucking sending me into orbit. At least they’re having fun with this whole thing.

On Instagram Live, fans commented that the diamond was left-of-centre.

“It’s in the middle,” he replied.

Nobody fucks with the forehead diamond.

“I just got a long bar in it because I just got it pierced. When the swelling goes down I’ll get a short bar so it won’t move. Y’all keep talking about [how it’s] off because I got a long bar in it so it can move ’cause of the swelling. When it goes down, it gonna be right though.”

One fan asked why he didn’t just get the batshit expensive diamond on a ring like everyone else. His answer: diamonds on rings can get lost or stolen.

“If I lose the ring yeah U will make fun of me more than putting it in my forehead ha ha jokes on you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… And yes I do have insurance,” he wrote.

https://twitter.com/LILUZIVERT/status/1355589410633486336?s=20

Now you’re probs thinking, this sure does look like Vision from the Marvel movies, and yes, you’re very correct. The internet seems to think so too, so I will leave you with this.

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