So it turns out that Australia does not, in fact, have a monopoly on gigantic fucking terrifying awful spiders. In fact, member of America‘s royal family and reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian is currently dealing with no less than an infestation of the ultimate gigantic fucking terrifying awful spider: the tarantula.
FUCK OFF PLEASE
In a clip from the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney is chilling with a mate by the pool at her house in LA when they’re rudely intruded upon by not one, but TWO huge hairy monsters ambling along the ground, presumably looking for small dogs to snack upon.
FUCK YOU
According to Kourtney, she had already had pest control come and spray for the arachnids – TWICE – but as the bloke tells her over the phone, it is mating season so they’ll probably be sticking around for a while.
Mating season. Tarantula mating season. I am… shaken to my very core.
“I just will not feel comfortable until these tarantulas are fully gone,” she says, and girl, I think like we can all empathise with that feeling.
GET FUCKED
Watch the whole thing, including Kourtney’s mate very wisely suggesting she call 911, right here:
