Burning Man is a time for excess. A time to get in touch with what your inner spirit looks like after dropping two tabs. A time for Katy Perry to try and ride a Segway eternal, shiny and chrome, then fuck it up to high heaven.
The 30-year-old singer shared a video of her first-time #fail on Instagram, and it’s pretty excellent:
In other news: Katy Perry, officially auditioning for Mad Max: The Wasteland. Needs practise, but can supply own costume.
Burning Man officially ends today, so any FOMO feelings will soon be alleviated by the knowledge that, as punters high tail it out of the Nevada dessert, they’ll be picking sand out of their pubic hair for the next week while your crotch remains happily sand-free.
We all know who the real winner is here.
