Ah, Hollywood. Never fails to bring ~le spice~, no? I don’t know why I’ve come over French but here we are folks, it’s a Wednesday and I’M ALIVE.

Justin Theroux’s Apparently Got A New Love & Selena Gomez Is Somehow Involved

That gif/reference just worked out so perfectly and you have no idea how unplanned that was. What a time.

Anyway shall I tell you a yarn? I’ll tell you a yarn. The yarn is about Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston‘s ex (sob) and who he is currently rumoured to be dating.

It’s not Selena Gomez – I don’t feel that was clickbait but hey come for me in the comments, call me a liar, yeah? I like it. It’s zesty and I appreciate your opinions even when you tell me I’m an old lady and have terrible style.

Selena IS involved in a sec, though – I wasn’t just blatantly fucking with you. But the gal in question is actually Petra Collins, who you may not know of but you should.

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She’s one of Hollywood’s most hyped artists/music directors/photographers/whatevers and her Instagram is D R E A M Y and you need to get amongst.


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Anyway, here’s Petra and Justin hanging out in some tees.

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According to Star magazine, who we should always blindly believe, Justin’s “obsessed” with Petra after meeting her through the ~New York art scene~ *uses wanky art voice*.

“Justin and Petra have been carrying on for some time. He insists that they’re just ‘friends,’ but he seems obsessed with her, and Jen isn’t buying it,” a source told the publication.

Here’s where Selena gets involved – she’s way close with Petra – the two have actually collaborated multiple times, from an interview in Wonderland magazine to Petra directing Selena’s ‘Fetish’ music video. They’re allegedly best mates, but Selena JUST unfollowed her on Instagram.


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God, I love some stupid celeb drama. Theory goes that Selena is super close with Jen Aniston – according to Daily Mail she once said Jen gave her heaps of ‘maternal advice’, so folks are thinking that the unfollow is one of support.

Who knows? I certainly don’t. I can’t even remember if I put a bra on today or not.

Source: Star Magazine
Image: Getty Images