We don’t claim to know much about the sprawling beast that is Life.
But we do know the basics.
Instagram royalty Fat Jew, whose ability to curate and caption the internet’s finest is exquisitely on point, officially confirmed on Instagram that ‘Money, Power, Pizza’ is a real life book, written by the real life Fat Jew, that we will soon hold in our real life, trembling hands.
He described the book’s contents as such:
“It’s filled with stories that will make your life a little bit better, like how my mom fucked legendary children’s poet Shel Silverstein in the early 1970’s. In all seriousness, I called the New York State Department of Records and asked if I could legally change my name to “New York Times Bestseller” and they said that i could, like literally that would be on my drivers license. So if you buy the book and it becomes a NYT bestseller, i will do that.”
While Josh Ostrovsky‘s latest venture in channeling Steve Jobs (see below) may be his most exciting entrepreneurial pursuit, it’s certainly not his first: a line of white girl rosé, a comedy central series, and worldwide fame for his disgustingly adorable doge, all make up but a portion of Fat Jew’s career.
With excruciating bloggers raking in a truly depressing amount of money per flatlay, and the internet’s Picasso—Chris (Simpsons Artist)—also forging a veritable career online and releasing his own book, and now Fat Jew making the move into publishing, now’s the time to seriously consider a viable career in memes.
WHAT A TIME. TO BE. ALIVE.
‘Money Pizza Respect’ will be released on October 27.
