Write this down, friends. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that posting bulk dank memes on the internets will never take you anywhere.
“I was laying on a towel in a parking spot in Soho — I put money in the meter so it was mine to do whatever I wanted with — and was tanning in a used Versace speedo that I bought on eBay, and got spotted. It all happened so fast, it was truly a blessing.”
And again, on his hopes for the future in this glorious new career:
“I hope to get uncomfortably famous, develop a raging drug problem, then spiral out of control and surround myself with people who only want to use me while simultaneously alienating people who actually love and care about me!”
All we know is that we’re absolutely frothing over the prospect of the Internet King himself appearing in what will clearly be instantly iconic fashion images.