Instagram Deity The Fat Jew Signs A Modelling Contract


Write this down, friends. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that posting bulk dank memes on the internets will never take you anywhere.

Virtual God, ruler upon Nashville filter high, Josh Ostrovsky – better known to y’all as The Fat Jew – has put his hot little ink blot down on a fresh til death modelling contract with prestigious talent agency One Management.
The 30 year-old Internet darling – and since ruler of TV, music, print, and even wine – is now represented by the same house that reps Bar Refaeli and Karolina Kurkova.
With TV shows at Amazon and Comedy Central already in the works, a book deal (“Money, Pizza, Respect” to be released in October) and – hilariously apt – his own line of White Girl” rosé all under his belt, the step into modelling seems a damned natural fit.
‘Course it’s worth noting here that he was beaten into the pro-mods biz by his equally internet famous dog Toast, which is about as peak a 2015 sentence as you’re ever likely to encounter.
Said Ostrovsky on how his modelling talents caught the eye of talent representatives:

“I was laying on a towel in a parking spot in Soho — I put money in the meter so it was mine to do whatever I wanted with — and was tanning in a used Versace speedo that I bought on eBay, and got spotted. It all happened so fast, it was truly a blessing.”


And again, on his hopes for the future in this glorious new career:

“I hope to get uncomfortably famous, develop a raging drug problem, then spiral out of control and surround myself with people who only want to use me while simultaneously alienating people who actually love and care about me!”


All we know is that we’re absolutely frothing over the prospect of the Internet King himself appearing in what will clearly be instantly iconic fashion images.

Like this.
Or this.
Or even this.
Photo: Jim Spellman via Getty Images.


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