The Fat Jew Has His Own Rosé Because Of Course He Does

Instagram phenomenon The Fat Jew, unknown by his real name, Josh Ostrovsky, is bringing out some of his own vino. 

Why? Because last summer, the Hamptons was dangerously close to running out of rosé, and he simply could not bear the thought of such a tragedy: 

“May we never almost encounter such a f?uc?king travesty .?.?. We were right on the brink of disaster. What would’ve happened? We were running dangerously low.”

He would also like potential consumers to know that it’s gluten-free. “It’s everything free,” in fact. 

While the range will mainly be sold in the upscale Hamptons area, Ostrovsky added that some bottles will be sold “out of the trunk of [his] car,” and would like everyone to, “grab a ton of it and pour it on yourself.”

So, it’s entirely what you expected when you clicked on on this article. 
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