TUCK IN GRONKS! Heartbreak High Season Two is out today and Netflix has done the lord’s work by releasing the list of times that the beloved series will be dropping in each Aussie state because of timezones and all that jazz. This is great news for those of us (me) who would like to cancel all plans and binge the series as if no other responsibilities exist.
If you’re based in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Canberra and Hobart, you can expect the new season to appear in your Netflix account at 5pm.
If you’re an Adelaide or Darwin-based baddie, it’ll be ready for you at 4:30pm. Perth can check out the new season from 3pm while our pals over the pond in New Zealand will be able to watch S2 from 7pm. Prime viewing time, in my opinion!
Pencil it in — and don’t be late for class, ya dog c*nts!!!!
Here’s everything you should know about Heartbreak High Season 2
As Season Two comes out TODAY, we’ve wrangled up all the information to get you geed up for new Heartbreak High content.
Is there a trailer for Heartbreak High Season 2?
You bloody betcha. The Heartbreak High Season Two trailer dropped in March and I am extremely frothing all of the storylines and the glorious Danny Lim ft. a hakking eshay cameo already.
So, dust off your Nike TNs, get your school uniforms in check and take a peep below before we truly dissect this succulent sneak peek packed with chaos and romance?
Call me Mariah Carey, because I am obsessed with everything that’s going on in this trailer.
There’s just so much going on. A love triangle? Malakai bisexual? Formal night disaster? UGH, it’s just like high school IRL.
Back in October 2023, Netflix announced that Heartbreak High would return after its eetswa first season. So far, we can speculate about what the plot is going to be, however, we did get some info about new characters who will truly run amok at Australia’s best grammar school, Hartley High.
LOL, kidding, maybe Australia’s most unhinged school? Who knows.
There’s definitely A LOT to unpack in this trailer, but here are some major things that caught my eye.
The season kicks off again with everyone hating Amerie (Ayesha Madon)… again. Ca$h (Will McDonald) — the world’s favourite eshay — seems to be locked up. Boo! Amerie seemingly gets involved in a love triangle with Malakai and new student Rowan (Sam Rechner).
Harper (Asher Yasbincek) and Malakai (Thomas Weatherall) appear to have some sexy time. Darren (James Majoos) appears to be thirsting over Malakai and lastly, things seem to reach boiling point after Hartley High explodes into flames during a school formal.
ALSO! There’s a Danny Lim cameo with Ca$h chucking A PHAT HAKKK!!!
I will be sat for this season.
When is Heartbreak High Season Two coming to Netflix?
Although most of us hate Mondays, Netflix brightened the horrid start of the work week with news about its beloved Aussie teen drama show.
On all of its social media accounts, the streaming giant announced that Heartbreak High Season Two will be arriving on April 11 with a picture of a giant bin chicken mascot and a school board that reads “New Term New Mistakes”.
It’s literally at our fingertips however it gives you heaps of time to rewatch Season One if you need to brush up on what happened.
Who is in the Heartbreak High Season Two cast?
Alongside the date, Netflix revealed some details about a new character who is set to stir the pot. Timothy Voss, played by Angus Sampson who previously starred in The Lincoln Lawyer and Fargo, has been described as an “uber-masculine sports teacher” who is “set to put an end to the bleeding hearts of Hartley High.”
Heartbreak High Season Two will be copping two new students, Rowan (portrayed by Sam Rechner) and Zoe (portrayed by Kartanya Maynard).
According to Netflix, Rowan is “an unassuming country boy with a dry wit and a passion for classic cinema who finds himself thrown headfirst into the chaos of Hartley High and a truly epic love triangle.”
Netflix also shared some details about Zoe, noting she’s a “celibacy advocate along with her gang of Puriteens” and this little gang is gonna mess with our fave Sexual Literacy Tutorials (SLTs) class.
UMMM, another triangle situationship and Puriteens???? Oh, to be a free-bin chicken in that playground.
Prior to joining the Heartbreak High cast, Rechner (our country boy) had a breakout role in Steven Spielberg‘s biographical film The Fabelmans.
Kartanya (Empress of the Puriteens) is a Trawlwoolway woman of Nipaluna/Hobart in Utruwita/Tasmania, and has starred in Deadloch, The Messenger, and Gold Diggers.
Season One castmates who will be returning include Ayesha Madon (Amerie), Asher Yasbincek (Harper), Chloé Hayden (Quinni), James Majoos (Darren), Chika Ikogwe (SLTs Teacher Jojo Obah), Thomas Weatherall (Malakai), Will McDonald (Ca$h), Joshua Heuston (Dusty), Gemma Chua-Tran (Sasha), Sherry-Lee Watson (Missy), Bryn Chapman-Parish (Spider) and Rachel House (Principal Woodsy).
What is the plot for Heartbreak High Season Two?
In the huge announcement, the streaming platform revealed some info about the plot of Season Two of Heartbreak High.
“All our heroes are back for Term Two at the ‘lowest ranking school in the district.’ But fresh hotties, a new sports teacher and a mystery assailant, throw any hopes for a peaceful term into disarray, while the race for school captain is seeing dirty tactics run rife through Hartley High,” the streaming giant announced.
A race for school captain??? I just got flashbacks from my high school experience.
Prior to Netflix’s announcement, Hayden said: “If I was a viewer of this show and I watched this particular thing happen, that’s going to happen, I would lose my mind.”
In other words, it’s going to be pure anarchy.
Netflix also said that “threesomes, chlamydia and burning cars a distant memory” for our Hartley High students. Although it may be a distant memory for our characters, I am a certified hater and I have some bitter thoughts about some of the folks in Season One.
To give you a quick recap of Heartbreak High Season One — without major spoilers, because you should really watch it — the show follows Amerie and how she navigates boys, a giant sex map and her broken friendship with Harper.
One of the most popular subplots from Season One is the romance between Darren and Ca$h, which made the whole world fall in love with eshays.
The series ended with fans finally learning WTF caused that epic bust-up between Amerie and Harper. Meanwhile, their Sexual Literacy Tutorials (SLTs) teacher Jojo returned to Hartley High after her pupils protested her sacking.
Heartbreak High Season Two is literally around the corner and I cannot wait!
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