Admitting he’s a racist fuckup has been an interesting process for soon-to-be-former LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling: first he denied being a racist on tape, then he admitted it, then he regretted not paying off the mistress who made the recording. Now he’s settled on one bulletproof excuse: he just said it because he was trying to get laid!
In another secret recording obtained by Radar Online, Sterling’s reportedly heard explaining his hideous racism away by saying he was just trying to “lure” V. Stiviano back into bed. Worst pillow talk ever? Worst pillow talk ever!
“I’m talking to a girl. I’m trying to have sex with her. I’m trying to play with her. If you were trying to have sex with a girl and you’re talking to her privately and you don’t think anybody’s there, you may say anything in the world. Then, if the girl tapes it and releases it, my God it’s awful,” he says.
And in literally the MOST delicious irony imaginable, he complains to the friend who’s making the recording with plans to sell it to a website, “Who thinks anybody’s gonna tape something?”
Luckily, it’s estimated Sterling stands to make over a billion dollars from the sale of the Clippers, because this dude needs to buy some new friends. Preferably dumb friends who don’t know how to use a microphone.
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