David Sedaris Loves Australia Sick, Announces Third National Tour

Hot dang, David Sedaris cannot get enough of Australian audiences.
The seriously brilliant American writer, humorist and speaker – of This American Life and bestselling books Me Talk Pretty One Day/Let’s Explore Diabetes With Owls etc – has announced he’s returning for his third tour Down Under in January 2016.
Sydney, Newcastle, Brisbane, Melbourne, Perth and – for the first time – Hobart get a look in on the tour, which is called ‘An Evening With David Sedaris‘. 
Sedaris is seriously pumped to be returning to our blatant honesty, commenting:
“I love the airports of Australia. Security wise, they’re like stepping into a time machine and coming out in 1975. No one yells at you, you get to keep your shoes on. It’s heaven. Coming from the UK, I also appreciate how open the people are, how willing to talk about money. ‘How much did your house cost?’ I ask. ‘How much do you make per year?’ In Europe people pass out when you ask that question, but in Australia, they just jump right in and answer.”
If you’ve never been to a Sedaris show, it basically consists of him talking while everyone listens adoringly.
If you’re already a fan, you’ll know tickets sell like Golden Gaytime ice cream tubs (read: really fucking quickly) so get in quick to avoid sad feels. 
Tour locations and dates as follows:
Venue: Civic Theatre, Newcastle
Address: 375 Hunter St, Newcastle
Date: Sun 17 January
Time: 7.30pm
Ticket Prices: $65
Bookings: ticketek.com.au
Venue: Sydney Opera House
Concert Hall

Address: Bennelong Point

Dates: Mon 18 & Tues 19 January
Time: 7.30pm
Ticket Prices: $65
Bookings: sydneyoperahouse.com
Venue: Brisbane City Hall
Address: 64 Adelaide St, Brisbane
Date: Wed 20 January
Time: 7.30pm
Ticket Prices: $65
Bookings: ticketek.com.au
Venue: Hamer Hall, Arts Centre Melbourne
Address: 26-28 Southgate Ave, Southbank
Dates: Thurs 21 & Fri 22 January
Time: 7.30pm
Ticket Prices: $65
Bookings: artscentremelbourne.com.au
Venue: Theatre Royal, Hobart
Address: 29 Campbell St, Hobart
Date: Sat 23 January
Time: 7.30pm
Ticket Prices: $65
Bookings: theatreroyal.com.au
Venue: Octagon Theatre, Perth
Address: University of WA
Dates: Sun 24 January
Time: 7.30pm
Ticket Prices: $65
Bookings: ticketswa.com