Australian breakfast television – hallowed ground of journalistic enquiry and cum jokes alike – has delivered once again in the form of a TODAY show segment that this morning had reliably loose unit Karl Stefanovic in a state of mild hysteria befitting his co-host Lisa Wilkinson’s deft spit or swallow gag.
Get it? Spit or swallow.
Like ‘spit or swallow’ semen. You know the stuff from whence we all came.
To set the scene: following a chain of enquiry inspired by reporter Sylvia Jeffrey’s recent Bear Grylls challenge which required that she eat grubs, Wilkinson pressed her colleague for vital information pertaining to whether or not she spat out or swallowed [the grub]. You can guess the rest.
Stay classy, TODAY. Never change, Karl.
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