When you work with someone for eight years – that’s roughly 2,920 days – you reach a certain level of comfort that’s not dissimilar to being in a long-term relationship.

You say what you think when you think it, rip your beloved co-worker’s appearance with reckless abandon and TMI all over the fkn place.

If you’re Karl Stefanovic, Man Without A Filter, you also make gags about touching said co-worker’s genitalia. 

This morning on The TODAY Show, he *meant* to comment on long-time m8 Lisa Wilkinson‘s blouse – pointing at the start of its feature-bow, which just happened to be way down near her clacker – but *actually* wound up touching something else.

“That’s out of bounds, man,” says news presenter Sylvia Jeffreys, as Karlos promptly proceeds to lose his shit. 

“It’s alright, he only touched my pussy bow,” Lisa claps back, with the comedic timing of someone who’s had to deal with a whole lotta his BS before. “My pussy bow goes all the way to the floor… How long have we been together? Nine years. You’re allowed to touch the pussy bow,” she added.

Karlos was, for him, pretty embarrassed: “I’ve started to sweat. I just didn’t mean that,” he said.

Check out the v. funny exchange in full:


May their thinly-veiled references to vaginas continue for years to come.

Source and photo: The Today Show.