By The Beard Of Zeus! Anchorman Cast Are Coming To Australia

By the beard of Zeus!

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, the long-anticipated sequel to one of the top three most quotable comedy films of the 2000s (the others being Mean Girls and Zoolander) responsible for gifting us with cheese eating dogs, spontaneous jazz flute solos, and a raft of readily usable phrases like “I wanna be on you” and “smells like Bigfoot’s dick”, will be released in Australia December 19th and to celebrate that fact, four behemoths of San Diego broadcasting who fear not stabbing someone in the chest with a trident will be visiting our shores to make people pregnant just by looking at them.

All penis carrying members of the Global News Network team (co-anchor Veronica Corningstone played by Christina Applegate will sadly not be here. Sorry Married With Children fans) will be in attendance which probably means you should drink some scotch mixed with essence of testosterone, don your most robust facial hair implants and flammable three piece suit and bask in the panther scented aura of anchor with massive erection Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell), weather man who loves lamp Brick Tamland (Steve Carell), pungent man on the street Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd) and sports guy who will take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again, Champ Kind (David Koechner). 

The quartet along with director Adam McKay will all be in Sydney Sunday November 24th when the film has its official Australian premiere at Hoyts cinema in the Entertainment Quarter.

Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues will be released December 19th. Watch the trailer below…