Thanks to our buddies at Time Out Sydney, Pedestrian have been slowly unveiling our favourite celebrity asked questions with their current cover star and uber-gay fashion journo Bruno. On Tuesday we revealed our favourite domestic questions (asked by Ruby Rose, Miranda Kerr and Justin Hemmes) while on Wednesday we revealed our favourite international questions courtesy of Dita Von Teese, Jerry Springer and Joan Rivers.
Today we’ve saved the best for last with Bruno’s most scandalous, hilarious and potentially offensive answers yet. Don’t read on if picturing Lindsay Lohan’s lady parts or Wil Anderson undertaking painful cosmetic surgery makes you squeamish. If however you’re as deviant as we are and want to know the other names Bruno considered for his African baby OJ – you’ll just have to buy the magazine yourself. Enjoy…
Rosso asks: Imagine Lindsay Lohan asks you for a date. What do you say?
Nein, you hast ein vaginen like ze waste bin at ein Chinese restaurant.
Wil Anderson asks: I am going to Austria next month. What key German phrases should I try out?
‘Ich wollen du bleachen mein arschenhaller.’
UK designer Sir Paul Smith asks: Who is your style icon?
Ich am always inspired by amazing people. Like vhen Princess Diana visited zose African children vith ze landmines. Ich vas inspired to be as thin as zem.
