The Seahawks may be leading with a 29-0 scoreline in the third quarter of The XLVII Super Bowl, but I think we can all agree that the real winner today is everyone who enjoys the Bruno Mars brand of inoffensive soul and the fine wine steez of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Anthony Kiedis is 51, you guys! It’s the tenth anniversary of Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction! How time flies!

Behold, the incredible showmanship and chiselled torsos of this year’s Halftime Show:

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