When he’s not using Eminem’s face as a toilet seat or freaking out homophobic men Bruno the uber-gay fashion reporter and Austria’s most fabulous export is doling out scandalous advice to the world’s most famous celebrities…
The aforementioned advice comes courtesy of our bros at Time Out Sydney who enlisted some international megastars to quiz Bruno, the cover star of their latest issue. The star studded interviewer list includes Scarlett Johansson, Jerry Springer, Dita Von Teese, Nicole Richie, Russell Brand, Sir Paul Smith, Twiggy, Rainn Wilson, Perez Hilton, Joan Rivers, Kim Kardashian, Janice Dickinson, LeAnn Rimes, Ashley Simpson-Wentz and Aussies Rosso, Miranda Kerr, The Chaser boys, Brad Ngata, Jonathan Pease, Wayne Cooper, Ruby Rose and Bob Downe.
For those who want a taster before the issue hits stands this Wednesday Time Out Sydney have kindly given Pedestrian a sneak peek and over the next three days we’ll be revealing our favourite quotes from the feature. Below are our favourite questions and answers provided by Australian celebrities, if however that’s not enough you’ll have to pick up the new issue of Time Out Sydney tomorrow to see the rest. We ensure you’ll receive quizzical looks from the old man behind the counter due to the cover image alone. See even when he’s not directly involved Bruno can make straight men feel funny and that’s why we love him.
Miranda Kerr asks: Who is your favourite fashion designer in the world and why?
Ich cannot say because all ze others vill kill themselves, und ich don’t vant zere blood on mein hands. Unless zat is zis week’s look.
MTV VJ Ruby Rose asks: What message do you have for the people of Sydney?
BruÌ^no will be in town, come und vorship at my big gay church! Ich vill play your shvantzes like didgeridoos!
Justin Hemmes, owner of ivy, asks: If you ran a club, what would the dress code be?
Ich don’t care vhat people vear as long as zey are famous. So in Sydney, zat’s a pretty empty club.
