As promised we’ll unveil three more choice quotes from uber-gay fashion reporter Bruno courtesy of our friends at Time Out Sydney. The issue hits newstands today so if you want to read the rest just pickup the cover with the most scandalous short shorts since Kylie Minogue got her spin on.
Dita Von Teese asks: To what lengths would you go to get into a hot party?
Ich hid in ein discoball und rolled my vay up a disabled ramp into ein pool party vhere ich nearly drowned.
Joan Rivers asks: Who the hell is BruÌ^no?
Who is BruÌ^no? Zat is fine coming from you. You’ve had so much surgery ze question should be: “Vhat is Joan Rivers?”
Jerry Springer asks: Which religion is the most fashionable?
Ich vas going to say Buddhism, but ich could not support ein religion zat encourages over-eating. Zere Pope
