On last weekend’s episode of Breaking Bad there was that really great scene in Saul’s office where a suggested solution to Hank finding out that his brother-in-law was a psychopathic murderer was to “send him to Belize” to catch some ghost rays with Mike and that poor kid with the dirt bike aka MURDER HIS ASS THEN PUT HIS BODY IN AN ACID BARREL.
Being fans of the show and very cool people, Belize Tourism replied to the use of the euphemism by graciously inviting the cast of the show on an all expenses paid trip to Belize that was actually not a metaphor for murdering them as a result of the terrible things they knew about the Belize Tourism board.
Here’s the invitation:
“Despite what Saul meant when he suggested that Walt send Hank “on a
trip to Belize,” we were flattered to be included on your program last
Sunday. Many of us are big fans of the show and can’t wait to see what
happens over the last six episodes. While we hope that some of our
favorite characters don’t get “sent on a trip to Belize” in the show, we
do hope you will take us upon the following offer — we’d like to send
all of you on an ACTUAL trip to our country after the season is over.
We figure you will all need a little time to relax after a riveting
season and, if you ask us, there’s no better place to relax than Belize.
It’s really the least we can do for the entertainment you have provided
us with over the last six years. So allow us an opportunity to
entertain you — we have the Blue Hole for Walt, purple fish for Marie,
geology for Hank, great music and friendly people for Jesse, delicious
breakfast cuisine for Walt Jr., several nice locations to swim for
Skylar, colorful clothing for Saul, and the list goes on.
We look forward to hearing back from you. Best of luck with the remainder of this season.”
Great work, Belize.
You’ve got one ‘yes’ already.
“@Gadling: Tourism Board Wants ‘Breaking Bad’ Cast To Go On ‘A Trip To Belize’ http://t.co/9EJAM1sxRZ #travel” Ummmm…let’s do this! #Bitch
— Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) August 23, 2013
