‘Bachie’ Diehards Are Obsessed With Trying To Identify This Season’s Keira

The undisputed villain of last year’s season, both the gals of this years season and the audience were trying to work out one thing: who is this year’s Keira? Who is the woman so fixated on sowing hatred and discord that she can only be described as a villain? Who among these blindingly white contestants has earned themselves a sinister string soundtrack?

Contestant Jen immediately began to identify other girls in the house as being this year’s Keira, despite the fact that the general consensus from everyone else and also the entirety of the country was that the new Keira is in fact her. And based on how much screentime was dedicated to her (admittedly pretty shithouse) roasts, the producers agree.

For the record, even my simian, non-Bachelor watching brain could identify that yes, it was in fact Jen who the producers are intent on turning into some kind of evil celebrity. Leah doesn’t have the grit and moxie to be truly loathed / loved. Let’s dispense with the fiction that it is anyone other than Jen.

Australia agrees.

No bitch, YOU are this year’s Keira! #TheBachelorAU

— Kirsty Mac (@KirstyMac12) July 26, 2017

“And here’s this seasons keira” says this seasons keira #TheBachelorAU

— Angie and Yvie (@angieandyvie) July 26, 2017

“And we have this year’s Keira,” Jennifer said, looking directly into a mirror #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Colxgka1O8

— mat whitehead (@matwhi) July 26, 2017

Jen calls another woman Keira but PLOT TWIST
Jen is actually the Keira of this season.#TheBachelorAU

— Kyla Smith (@__krsmith) July 26, 2017

Not everyone universally agreed, despite the fact they are clearly, demonstrably wrong – provable by science.

Leah is this years Keira I’m calling it #TheBachelorAU

— Michael Thompson (@makithompson) July 26, 2017

Leah or Keira i see no difference #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Eug6Y2YYal

— Carly Heading (@carlyylalaa) July 26, 2017

You’ve gotta be pretty proud of yourself as a reality TV show contestant if the all-consuming miasma of your dark energy manages to permeate the next season. That’s something to cherish.