Bachelor Tim ‘Lord Swoledemort’ Robards Suffers Gnarly Workout Injury

Former Bachelor bachelor and highly fistpirational individual Tim Robards is nursing a particularly savage-sounding injury right now, having torn his bicep from his bone during a workout session.
Tim recently launched The Robards Method, which is about achieving your optimal life through workouts or something (IDK, I haven’t tried it because I like tacos and beer too much) and the injury will see him out for 12 weeks. 
He didn’t say exactly how the tear occurred, but explained:
“I’ve been taking my training to the next level lately and upset an old footy injury that niggled me over the years and now it’s showing its ugly face. The lengths I have to go to to get 12 weeks off work …”
In his current state, Robards reckons that even tying his own shoe leaves him in a messy state akin to the country club scene from The Wolf Of Wall Street
If you see him struggling, do help him out:

Source: Tim Robards / Instagram.
Photo: Instagram.

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