Ashton Kutcher Is The New Star Of Two And A Half Men

Ashton Kutcher has officially signed on to replace Charlie Sheen in the inexplicable hit series, Two And A Half Men.

“I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people,” Kutcher said to press on Friday U.S. time, when he finally confirmed the rumours which have been floating around the industry all week. Kutcher enters the show a decade younger than Sheen but with almost double as many Twitter followers, an ageless wife, a modelling career and many fond memories of Punk’d behind him:

Godspeed, Ashton. Extra points if you manage to turn this show into something we actually want to watch.

via SMH

Title Image- Still from “The Guardian”

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