Arnie Wanted To Book A Meeting With Trump, Then Smash His Face Into A Table

It seems like one of Donald Trump‘s key policy platforms is cyberbullying Arnold Schwarzenegger over the shitty ratings on The Apprentice. Who knows if Americans had that in mind when they voted for him, but it’s happening, so oh well.

Trump took to Twitter last month before his inauguration to slam Arnie’s comparatively poor ratings on the show, investing his time as the steward of America’s destiny into sooking about a television show he no longer has any role in.

Ahhnold was clearly not pleased with this turn of events, and relayed to magazine Men’s Journal his initial response to being sledged on-the-line by the President.
I said, ‘Let’s sit on it for an hour,” Mr Schwarzenegger said to Men’s Journal. “I called my assistant and said, ‘I think what we really should do is request a meeting a go back to New York. And then we just smash his face into the table.’

And then I think, ‘We can’t do that, either. I think I have to be above all of that and put him on the spot.

So, instead of taking the tried and true path of piledriving Trump through a marble bench top, Arnie went for the far more demure option of posting a video to twitter (like some kinda poindexter).

Bloody hell. Given the option, I would argue Schwarzenegger should go for powerbombing Trump through a lavish buffet at a White House soiree, if he is invited to one. That’s just my take.
Meanwhile, Donald is still jabbing Arnie on Twitter. Don’t fire him up, Donnie. He’s got a fire in his belly.

Photo: The Terminator.