Arnie Wanted To Book A Meeting With Trump, Then Smash His Face Into A Table

It seems like one of Donald Trump‘s key policy platforms is cyberbullying Arnold Schwarzenegger over the shitty ratings on The Apprentice. Who knows if Americans had that in mind when they voted for him, but it’s happening, so oh well.

I said, ‘Let’s sit on it for an hour,” Mr Schwarzenegger said to Men’s Journal. “I called my assistant and said, ‘I think what we really should do is request a meeting a go back to New York. And then we just smash his face into the table.’

And then I think, ‘We can’t do that, either. I think I have to be above all of that and put him on the spot.

So, instead of taking the tried and true path of piledriving Trump through a marble bench top, Arnie went for the far more demure option of posting a video to twitter (like some kinda poindexter).