And Now, FriendlyJordies Explains To You Exactly Why You’ll Never Own A House

If you’re reading this there’s about a fifty percent chance that you’ll never sit inside a house that you actually own. Particularly so if you decide you want to live in either Sydney or Melbourne.

This is the problem with the current – and building – housing affordability crisis that is bubbling up to an inevitable breaking point within Australia.
Fortunately, ya boi FriendlyJordies has been kind enough to spell the whole thing out in typically hilarious fashion.
You’ll laugh. You’ll learn something. You’ll cringe because it’s way too goddamned real.

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