Not a day goes by when I don’t think about Pretty Wild‘s Alexis Neiers calling Nancy Jo to tell her know how disappointed she was in Nancy’s Vanity Fair article. When I’m laying in bed, my mind will often wonder to Alexis blasting the journo for stating she was wearing 6-inch Louboutin heels instead of 4-inch little brown Bebe shoes. When I take my non-existent dog for a walk, I reminisce about Alexis’ mum yelling “LIAAAAAR” into Alexis’ phone as she attempted to record a voice message.
“Nancy Jo. This is Alexis Neiers calling,” she began. “I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false, like you saying that I wore 6-inch Louboutin heels to courts with my tweed skirt, when I wore 4-inch little brown Bebe shoes…”
“$29!!!!!!” her mom interjected.
“EvErY tImE yOu FuCkiNg yELL I hAvE tO rE-rEcOrd iT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
It was one of the most, if not the most, iconic moments in reality television… and that’s factual. If you need a reminder, here are the blessed visuals.
(Sidebar: following that 2010 footage, Alexis was involved the notorious Hollywood “Bling Ring” burglaries and went to jail for a brief stint, in a cell next to Lindsay Lohan. Since then, she’s started her own family and seems to be in a much better place.)
Anyhoo, a decade later, Alexis Haines (née Neiers) has recreated the now-infamous Nancy Jo phone call on TikTok.
Alexis Neiers recreated her pretty famous Pretty Wild phonecall pic.twitter.com/OJf15WVFvJ
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) April 1, 2020
The ‘Tok has amassed over 130k views and 17k likes in the past 24 hours. Why? Because this Alexis/Nancy feud is a timeless piece of art that knows no expiry date.
Hang this in the Louvre. Brava.
