To celebrate its 60th birthday – a glorious six decades of providing us lazy jerks with piping hot pizzys – the kings of the carb-laden triangles of pure happiness, Pizza Hut, are slinging free pizza this week right across Australia. There’s lunch sorted, mates.
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To celebrate, Pizza Hut is giving away one perfectly-cheesy pizzy for every year in store, which is 60 dough frisbees a shop, which calculates to like 18,000 pizzy pies handed out for nada right across this big, vast, slice-loving land this week on September 26 & 27.
First of all Pizza Hut, how dare you do this to me right after I come back from holidays and second of all, givvus IMMEDIATELY.
It’s not just your bog-standard pepperoni or ham and pineapple pizza, either. No sir. Pizza Hut is harking back to their most-famous ‘za and dishing up the Pan Super Supreme – the famed deep-pan signature combo of meat, veg and cheese. Hoo boy.
So how do you get your hungry ‘lil mitts on these deliciously-greasy dough circles? Get your ass in the line, of course. The first 30 folks lined up by midday outside the local Pizza Hut on Wednesday & Thursday of this week will cop a bloody free pizzy. Hell yes, mates. Think about the wonders that’ll do for your end-of-week hangover from one too many wines while you’re watching The Bachelor.
Best to tell the boss you’re ducking off to lunch early this week, it’ll be worth it for a free feed let me tell ya.
