ALDI’s Doing $25 Magnums Of Plonk Again So It’s Time To Perfect Your Sabrage Technique

If you’ve not already put your hand up to be the Bringer of Bulk Booze to any Christmas dinner/lunch/soirée/party you’ve double-booked yourself for this month, let your group chat and/or family Whatsapp know ASAP because ALDI is doing a hell of a deal on monster magnums of wine. Right in front of the silly season. Right in front of my salad.

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For the uninitiated, a magnum of wine is a whole-ass 1.5 litres of plonk, and always looks a bit bloody fancy when you whisk it out of the fridge and set it in the middle of the dinner table. Magnums are essentially a fancy way of bringing a small goon bag’s worth of wine to the table without looking like trash and everyone being reminded why we simply cannot have nice things.

Plus a comically large bottle of wine lets you lean into a faux-opulence that make you feel a little bit fancy, and that you can totally do a Cristal lifestyle on a Passion Pop budget if you really want to…kinda.

The big boy bottles are hitting the Special Buys from Wednesday December 11, and come in both a prosecco for $24.99 and a French rosé for $17.99. Sure beats cleaning out your wallet for a six-pack of bubbles which is nearly not as impressive as a couple of massive magnums tbh.

And if you want to try your hand a sabrage (when you open a bottle of bubbly with a sword or any large blade), at least you won’t feel bad about spilling a bunch of very pricey plonk.

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