Folks, this is not a drill.
It may have snuck up on us like a thief in the night, but regardless of how underprepared we are, we must all drop whatever we are doing – that includes you, surgeons in the middle of heart surgery and nannies currently carrying pushing babies on swings at the park.
Abandon that surgery. Leave that baby to fend for itself. Immediately run to your nearest 7-Eleven with whatever vessel you can find to fill with sweet, sweet Slurpee goodness.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BftoRs6BGTV/?tagged=byocupday
Yes, it’s BYO Cup Day at 7-Eleven, meaning you can fill anything you want with liquid ice sugar drink (mmmmm) for one solitary bucko.
There’s rules, of course. But they’re pretty generous. Whatever you fill can’t exceed dimensions of 23cm (width) x 26cm (height), has to be watertight, has to be clean (fucking gross if you don’t adhere to that rule anyway, do you want some form of new Plague?) and it’s one cup per person.
Other than that, all bets are off.
Oh, also? Slurpee and 7-Eleven are giving the 10 most creative cups (well, their owners) $1,000. Just share a video or image via Instagram or Facebook with the hashtag #BYOCUPDAY today with it filled up w/ Slurpee.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfuQoa0FvDH/?tagged=byocupday
And that’s the end of my yarn bc I’m off to get my Slurpee BYE. Here’s the Facebook event if you couldn’t understand anything I wrote here (that wouldn’t surprise me tbqh).
