Hey guys, today is BYO Slurpee Cup Day – what are you even doing still reading this when you could be scamming vast amounts of cold, sugary goodness and sucking it down way too fast?
The rules are fairly simple: You head to your local 7/11 with a comedy-sized receptacle, pour as much Slurpee in it as you think you can handle, and then congratulate yourself on the excellent life choices you’ve made.
To escalate things further, the good people behind this whole thing are offering an added incentive – a cup in the shape of your own head, and free Slurpees for a year.
Details can be found here, but the extremely short version is you post a picture of your drinking vessel on Facebook, or Instagram it with the hashtag #BYOCUPDAY, and if they like it, you’re in.
It’s not clear what sinister magic actually goes into making a Slurpee cup matched to the contours of your head, but you’re welcome to find out.
