Paris Hilton’s hectic schedule of shop-party-pout and pose, has meant that 2 months elapsed before she realized her house had been robbed. The thieves, a gang called the “Bling Ring” (probably run by Kanye West), took cash, jewelry and drugs from her home. No doubt Paris Hilton has plenty of all three, but unless you’re Al Pacino in Scarface, any right-minded drug-user would realize when 5 grams of coke has gone missing. Realistically though, she was probably in need of a spring clean anyway. No-one likes a hoarder.
The Bling Ring’s Nick Prugo told Good Morning America that he targeted the 29 year old heiress because she was “dumb”. His assumptions were confirmed when Prugo and his gang entered Hilton’s home after they discovered the front door key hidden under the welcome mat. An acceptable security backup plan if you live in a 2 bedroom fibro in Crackville but probably not a good idea if you have drugs, jewelry and personal sex tapes strewed around your premises.
The “gang” mostly made up of teenage girls have been accused of robbing several other celebrities including Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and Rachel Bilson, in more than a dozen thefts, which netted a whopping one millions dollars.
Prugo has since appeared on popular breakfast shows and Vanity Fair Magazine, admitting to the crimes. However, despite his admission, Prugo is still pleading Not Guilty like O.J. saying he thought of the raid as going “shopping”. Shopping Winona Ryder styles.
In other news, Paris Hilton has also been accused of assault. Firstly, by assaulting our eyes by pretending to be Marilyn Monroe in her new fragrance campaign; and secondly by Ramiro Benitez a man who has claimed in hand-scribbled legal papers that Hilton threatened him sexually, physically and financially. Benitez demanded a court order (which was later denied) stipulating that Paris keep 100 yards away from him at all times.
Title Image- Still from “Good Time ft. Lil Wayne” by Paris Hilton
