To: Everyone reading this
CC: TomorrowWorld
Subject: ATTN: GRAPHIC CONTENT YOU CANNOT UNSEE (NSFW).
Now that’s out of the way… Jesus H. Christ, our frikkin’ eyes.
As you may know, American EDM festival TomorrowWorld was the biggest clusterfuck possibly ever, with poor organisation and a flood of biblical proportions leaving hundreds of munted punters stranded on the side of the road without shelter, food, water, sanity etc.
We now know that at least two people had themselves a good time, thanks to photographic evidence of a woman casually having her ass eaten in the middle of the thousands-strong crowd.
You heard us: a photo has surfaced of a North Face-wearing dude’s face buried between a glow stick-repping lady’s ass cheeks, eating for his country like it ain’t no thang.
It was posted to Instagram by another festival-goer and has since gone viral, because TBH it’s not something you see every day.
Thankfully, for the sake of their future lives/reps/happiness, neither person in the happy snap is identifiable.
Anyway, turn your monitors, ’cause here it is…………………………………………………………………
[Note: the photo has since been removed from Instagram, so this is a screenshot].
He got to eat that booty like groceries, ya’ll.
Whether or not any of the estimated 190,000 TomorrowWorld crowd wanted or needed to witness a live ass-eat is erroneous – these two delivered and, for that, we’re crowning them MVPs for setting a new standard for extreme festival behaviour.
~Congrats~
Image via Instagram.
