Well, if you’re a staunch nationalist who believes Australia is fundamentally swirling down the shitter thanks to our namby-pamby rules on immigration and political correctness, that moment is… not going to be at the upcoming July 2 Federal Election.
‘Cause the United Patriots Front didn’t register their FORTITUDE Party in time.
After all their flag-waving, anti-Islam, protest-chucking gusto, ABC reports the party just ain’t on the list of approved parties for ever-nearing double diss. That’s despite the fact the group gifted us all with this local wrestling tournament promo clip heralding the party’s imminent arrival last year.
Elsewhere, they’ve basically issued a fatwa against anything that violates their notion of “the Nation,” which totally isn’t a little fascist, not at all. Still, if you occupy the centre of the hyper-nationalist / solar energy proponent Venn diagram, you might be glad to hear they, oddly enough, are all about a transition to renewable energy.
But you still won’t be able to vote for pre-ordained “Senate candidates” Thomas Sewell and Christopher Shortis. Because they didn’t register. Maybe next time, patriots.