Truth be told, the impact of a Trump presidency will really only be felt abstractly by Australia – the full, fucked impact will be worn by our American mates.
Currently googling Yurts, airstream campers and blocks of land though in case it’s time to start a commune. All welcome.
— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) November 9, 2016
On a film set where everyone is just listening to the election in silence eating their feelings all pretty shaken. Not a good feeling.
— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) November 9, 2016
So we see this whole “building a wall, trade wars with China, Putin love fest, Us against them mentality” working out well ?
— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) November 9, 2016
I just want the ?? to be filled with ??I want everyone to be safe. That’s all.
— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) November 9, 2016
TROYE SIVAN
Speechless. Good luck, America.
— troye sivan (@troyesivan) November 9, 2016
?????? pic.twitter.com/8HHLytYHuM
— troye sivan (@troyesivan) November 9, 2016
SHANE WARNE
Surely people are voting against Clinton & not for Trump. Which means Trump will win as no one trusts Hilary. Is that a fair statement ?
— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) November 9, 2016
SHANINA SHAIK
I’m crying !! ????????
— Shanina (@ShaninaMShaik) November 9, 2016
I’m so saddened by these results…3 steps forward and now 2 steps back ???? more like 5 with this outcome ….
— Shanina (@ShaninaMShaik) November 9, 2016
JAMES MATHISON
America go home, you are drunk.
— James Mathison (@jamesmathison) November 9, 2016
JOEL CREASEY
They were just emails! You email sending, porn downloading, hatred enabling fuckwits. #Election2016
— Joel Creasey (@joelcreasey) November 9, 2016
RHYS NICHOLSON
I used to trust this little guy. pic.twitter.com/rHvSkV61W3
— Rhys Nicholson (@rhysnicholson) November 9, 2016
EM RUSCIANO
America, you’re about to give Biff the code to the nukes..
— Em Rusciano (@EmRusciano) November 9, 2016
COURTNEY ACT
President Trump with a Republican controlled Senate and House. Holy fuck.
— Courtney Act (@courtneyact) November 9, 2016
Mexico has already started building the wall to keep American’s out
— Courtney Act (@courtneyact) November 9, 2016
We thought Trump running for president was the wake up call. Apparently we needed a much bigger one
— Courtney Act (@courtneyact) November 9, 2016
CAITLIN STASEY
Listen, I’m Australian. So worst case scenario I can always go back there. Back to Australia where OUR leaders are all… oh… oh no.
— Baby Lady (@caitlinstasey) November 9, 2016
IMAGINE a world where he’s your representative. Making phone calls to grieving families of veterans killed in combat –
— Baby Lady (@caitlinstasey) November 9, 2016
Please please please please I will never ever ever ask for anything ever again ever PLEASE #Elections2016
— Baby Lady (@caitlinstasey) November 9, 2016
MAGDA SZUBANSKI
Stay strong my friends. Even if he wins. Especially if he wins. We must be peaceful warriors of the light ??????????
— Magda Szubanski (@MagdaSzubanski) November 9, 2016
One good thing will come of this…in four years time Michelle Obama will be the first black female POTUS. Start visualizing now peeps! ????????
— Magda Szubanski (@MagdaSzubanski) November 9, 2016
HUW PARKINSON
[record scratch]
[freeze frame]
yup thats me. you’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation pic.twitter.com/ne3XssqTY1
— Huw Parkinson (@rabbitandcoffee) November 9, 2016
PETER HELLIAR
I freely admit I underestimated Trump. I just didn’t feel pussy grabbing was a strong enough platform to run for President. #ElectionNight
— Peter Helliar (@pjhelliar) November 9, 2016
SUSAN CARLAND
Uh….America?
— Susan Carland (@SusanCarland) November 9, 2016
MARIAM VEISZADEH
The last time I felt numb like this was when Pauline Hanson was elected to the Senate. #auspol
— Mariam Veiszadeh (@MariamVeiszadeh) November 9, 2016
HAMISH BLAKE
Currently driving from US to Canada, traffic backed up for miles!! What’s going on? Is there a big match or concert on? #confused.
— Hamish Blake (@hamishblake) November 9, 2016
CLEMENTINE FORD
Many people are saying they’d rather vote for a tremendously unqualified, racist, sexually assaulting misogynist than an experienced woman.
— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) November 9, 2016
SCOTT DOOLEY
Look at the bright side, we were alive when the US elected their last President. #ElectionNight
— Scott Dooley (@scottdools) November 9, 2016
NINA LAS VEGAS
No matter who your president is, always fight for education, tolerance and quality. Votes can’t stop YOU from being good in your world.
— Nina Las Vegas (@ninalasvegas) November 9, 2016
KEITH GALLOWAY
The United States of Trump! Good luck America, good luck world!
— Keith Galloway (@kgalloway85) November 9, 2016
AUS GOV GOOGLES
how to appease an angry cheezel demon
— Aus Gov Just Googled (@GovGoogles) November 9, 2016
GRANT DENYER
A celebrity president. Future President Kanye smiles. pic.twitter.com/H2pEpqkkuO
— Grant Denyer (@grantdenyer) November 9, 2016
KLP
I actually feel sick watching the election results roll in…
— KLP (@klpmusic) November 9, 2016
PEKING DUK
u serious? how is he even getting these votes pic.twitter.com/lUNsfcjDH1
— peking duk (@pekingduk) November 9, 2016
TULLY SMYTH
Trying really hard not to cry. I’m so stressed, I could spew. #Election2016
— Tully Smyth (@tee_smyth) November 9, 2016
BRIGGS
Yeezy2020 ain’t sounding so bad now huh?
— BRIGGS AKA BIG SIGH (@BriggsGE) November 9, 2016
ROVE MCMANUS
If the vote is this close, it comes down to a traditional #Survivor style fire making challenge, right? ??#ElectionNight #blindside
— Rove McManus (@Rove) November 9, 2016
Working on possible move to Mars. Who’s in? #USADecides #ElectionNight #carpool
— Rove McManus (@Rove) November 9, 2016
TOM BALLARD
Well, I mean, humanity’s had a pretty good run.
— Tom Ballard (@TomCBallard) November 9, 2016
JIM JEFFERIES
Oi human race! We can do better!
— jim jefferies (@jimjefferies) November 9, 2016
Rigged
— jim jefferies (@jimjefferies) November 9, 2016
Fucking Florida
— jim jefferies (@jimjefferies) November 9, 2016
CHARLIE PICKERING
You think this is a shock? Wait until president Trump sells America to Russia.
— Charlie Pickering (@charliepick) November 9, 2016
THE PREATURES
America you’re scaring me
— The Preatures (@ThePreatures) November 9, 2016
ALISON WONDERLAND
If the world is gonna go up in flames I might as well take up smoking again
— Alison Wonderland (@awonderdj) November 9, 2016
Idiocracy: a film based on a true story from the future
— Alison Wonderland (@awonderdj) November 9, 2016
I don’t wanna be out right now I don’t wanna see anyone I don’t wanna fucking talk to anyone.
— Alison Wonderland (@awonderdj) November 9, 2016
One honourary Aussie…