Our passion for a hunk of juicy meat between two buns borders on sexual, and the number of American-style diners serving burgers the Yanky Doodle way – sweet, soft buns, dollops of mustard, and pickles a-plenty – is getting ridic.
But we’re being discriminated against, pals. The burger chain supreme of the United States, Shake Shack, has opened in nine countries round the world – but not Down Under. Um, don’t mean to be rude, but WTF is that about?
“On behalf of the nation’s burger aficionados, we implore Shake Shack chief executive Randy Garutti to make the move Down Under and take a bite from our $4 billion burger market.”
If this helps sway your decision in any way, here’s a 100% accurate representation of what we’ll look like, all up in your joints:
[P.S. We’ve reached out to Shake Shack for answers. Stay tuned, pals. Stay strong.]
Picture: via Shake Shack / Facebook.