Tripadvisor has put together a list of the Top 25 Hotels in the World, as chosen by “Travellers.”
Presumably said “Travellers” are not the Irish/UK Travellers specifically, or gypsies if you will, but “Travellers” in a more general sense.
Every single one of the top 25 are just basically ridiculous and your first thought will most likely be around the ‘daaaaang‘ mark. After that your mind will probably wander into ‘fuck i’m poor and can never afford any of these’ territory. Do not despair though, you’re in the future – we have jpegs now.
So at the very least look, and then if you experience an unexpected cash windfall you can book. YOUR FACE HERE:
25. Sol & Luna Lodge & Spa Urubamba, Peru
Website: www.hotelsolyluna.com
Anything with an “& Spa’ is always a good option.
24. The Milestone Hotel London, United Kingdom
Website: www.milestonehotel.com
Hotels do not get much poncier, than the Milestone.
23. Four Seasons Hotel Gresham Palace Budapest, Hungary
Website: www.fourseasons.com/budapest
STAY IN A PALACE. Just as if you were royal ppl.
22. The Oberoi Udaivilas Udaipur, India
Website: www.oberoihotels.com
Yes. To all of the above.
21. Neorion Hotel Istanbul, Turkey
Website: www.neorionhotel.com
20. The Oberoi Mauritius Pointe Aux Piments
Website: www.oberoihotels.com
19. Hotel Alpenhof Hintertux Hintertux, Austria
Website: www.alpenhof.at
Ah, the hotel from The Shining, good of you to join.
18. L’Hermitage Hotel Vancouver, British Columbia
Website: www.lhermitagevancouver.com
17. Four Seasons Resort Maldives at Kuda Huraa North Male Atoll
Website: www.fourseasons.com/maldives
16. Al Maha Desert Resort Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Website: www.al-maha.com
Brings to mind thoughts of the second ‘That Which Must Not Be Named’ Sex & the City movie.
15. Veligandu Island Resort North Ari Atoll
Website: www.veliganduisland.com
Ugh, yuck! Hate.it.
14. An Lam Ninh Van Bay Villas Nha Trang, Vietnam
Website: epikureanhotels.com
Perfect spot for a quickie.
13. Four Seasons Hotel Hong Kong Hong Kong, China
Website: www.fourseasons.com/hongkong
12. La Residence Phou Vao by Orient-Express Luang Prabang, Laos
Website: www.residencephouvao.com
11. Hotel Belvedere Riccione, Italy
Website: www.belvederericcione.com
10. Aria Hotel Prague, Czech Republic
Website: www.ariahotel.net
9. Four Seasons Hotel Istanbul at Sultanahmet Istanbul, Turkey
Website: www.fourseasons.com/istanbul
8. Baros Maldives North Male Atoll
Website: www.baros.com
7. The Samaya Bali Seminyak, Indonesia
Website: www.thesamayabali.com
Could not find any mention of their website regarding their policy on admitting Bogans. So, no promises.
6. Four Seasons Resort Mauritius at Anahita Beau Champ
Website: www.fourseasons.com/mauritius
It is no coincidence that Mauritius (sort of) rhymes with delicious.
5. The Upper House Hong Kong, China
Website: www.upperhouse.com
4. Rudding Park Hotel Harrogate, United Kingdom
Website: www.ruddingpark.co.uk
Quite.
3. Onyria Marinha Edition Hotel & Thalasso Cascais, Portugal
Website: www.onyriamarinha.com
2. Cape Grace Cape Town Central, South Africa
Website: www.capegrace.com
1. Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu Kailua-Kona, Hawaii
Website: www.fourseasons.com/hualalai
Ideal.
via tripadvisor
