The internet, it’s the darndest place. People just use their absolute garbage brains to do shit you wouldn’t even think of normally. Like… take all the facial hair off Mario.
For some god-awful reason, Twitter user @november17 decided to show us all what the Nintendo character would look like if he didn’t have his iconic moustache. It’s not good, friends. In fact, it’s downright shooketh me into another dimension.
https://twitter.com/november17/status/995513267375177730
It’s not just his moustache that’s gone, if you look with an eagle eye. They’ve also removed his eyebrows, which is possibly why the final look is so terrifying.
People are, of course, losing it.
— James ‘Meat Clown’ Wilcox (@James_Librarian) May 13, 2018
you’ve cursed me with this image
— Ayub // Avian (@avianmessiah) May 13, 2018
— Steps (@only_phens) May 13, 2018
This 1000% looks like when Ron Swanson shaved off his mustache https://t.co/xWq8aTSCnS
— Will McFadden (@willmcfadden) May 13, 2018
And one genius has likened new, hairless Mario to Jersey Shore star The Situation, which I now cannot unsee.
Am I the only one that sees Mike The Situation? 🙂 pic.twitter.com/irPgP6I5hN
— alina🩵🔜bass canyon🔜lost lands 🤭 (@alinadelrey) May 13, 2018
