Here’s Mario Without His Iconic Moustache If You Want Some Monday Nightmares

The internet, it’s the darndest place. People just use their absolute garbage brains to do shit you wouldn’t even think of normally. Like… take all the facial hair off Mario.

For some god-awful reason, Twitter user @november17 decided to show us all what the Nintendo character would look like if he didn’t have his iconic moustache. It’s not good, friends. In fact, it’s downright shooketh me into another dimension.

It’s not just his moustache that’s gone, if you look with an eagle eye. They’ve also removed his eyebrows, which is possibly why the final look is so terrifying.

People are, of course, losing it.

And one genius has likened new, hairless Mario to Jersey Shore star The Situation, which I now cannot unsee.