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As previously mentioned, kool teens Kendall and Kylie Jenner were scheduled to materialise in our kountry this month to herald the koming of their Forever New material goods kollection. They remained true to their word and contractual obligations, heading first to Westfield Parramatta and then Australia’s self-proclaimed ‘Fashion Capital’, Chadstone.
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We went along with a camera and can now confirm: unbridled enthusiasm was rife and spirits were high high high. (Despite some devotees having camped out for several days, only to brave an onslaught of eggs).
Not to interrupt the people who inevitably rush in to decry this kind of behaviour as “fucking depressing”, because “teen girls today are fucking spastic” and need to “get a real role model for gods sake”, but it was abundantly clear the attendees find genuine entertainment and a community of like-minded individuals within their Jenner fandom. Much like sports fans who, just for some perspective, have been known to legitimately fuck shit up.
At the root the Kardashian/Jenner phenomenon is a family which, no matter how crafted their public image may be, is made up of humans. And there are people doing genuinely horrible things in the world so, really, what’s a bit of light screaming and casual fainting in the grand scheme of things?
