Sydney Yokel Who Egged Kendall + Kylie Store Visit Pleads Not Guilty


WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF EGG PUNS, NONE OF THEM EGGCELLENT.
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You may remember when, last month, a young woman hailing from Sydney’s Punchbowl was arrested for egging the stage set up to host a Parramatta Westfield appearance by Kendall and Kylie Jenner.
Fans were forced to wait 45 minutes as organisers erected a white sheet above the stage to stop other eggs objects being thrown from the upper levels of the shopping centre, and umbrellas were rustled up just in case.
One of the perps was 25-year-old Clancy Leach, who today faced Parramatta Local Court charged with offensive behaviour and three counts of assaulting police over the incident (she allegedly spat at police as they escorted her out of the centre). 
Egg-thrower Clancy Leach

The egg-axact reason for her outburst isn’t known, but we suspect she was egg-hausted by the rolling coverage of their every bowel movement (guilty, guilty) and cracked it.
Clancy plead not guilty to all charges, your Honour, and will face court again on January 27.
 
That’s all, yolks.

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