Ugh, so apparently it’s spring break in the States right now. SPring break, for the uninitiated, is a truly nightmarish week-long bacchanale from Hell in which embarrassments in beachwear attempt to “make memories” by chugging enough garbage beer to K.O. Warney and performing one fuckwitted stunt after another.
exhibit A
One such stunt category appears to be Being Dicks To Animals, as evidenced by a number of videos on an Instagram account titled Total Frat Move. Along with vids of bros (probably) named Tyler and Zack using starfish as beer funnels and jumping into hotels’ decorative shark pools, one clip in particular has been catching people’s attention – this one:
Your eyes are not deceiving you: this is footage of a frat boy opening his can of beer on an actual shark.
Are people fine with this? Unbelievably, no. No they are not.
“So not okay. Sharks deserve enough respect to not be used as a drinking prop by boys with a single digit IQ but OK pal,” says one of the Insta comments.“I’m just really happy this moron is going to get a wicked bacterial infection.”“Seriously? Take a fish out of water and while it is slowly suffocating open a beer on its teeth? I am appalled at the ignorance and childish immaturity of this clip.”“Karmas gonna bite this dude in the ass. Or a great white shark. Either way I’m cool with it.”
Yeah, frat dudes, turns out most people are pretty decisively anti-shark shotgun. Enjoy your gastro.
Source: 7NEWS.
Image: Instagram / @totalfratmove.
