Here Is The Terrible First Trailer For Avalanche Sharks

Continuing to explore the vast and compelling narrative options afforded when you mix killer sharks with devastating meteorological phenomena, the makers of Sharknado have released the first trailer for Avalanche Sharks, the latest in a schlock action thriller series we hope doesn’t stop swimming until they fully explore the idea of molten lava sharks blasting out of volcanoes and bite-burning surfers in Tahiti. Think about it.

Actually, don’t. Don’t think about anything.

Here’s the official synopsis which starts with the words “Spring break” and ends with the word “blood”. 

“Spring break in the mountains: snowboarding, beer, drunken co-eds in
bikinis. As the yearly Bikini Ski Day party descends on a small mountain
town, something lurks beneath the snow. When an unwitting rider causes
an avalanche, it awakens a huge, menacing, prehistoric Snow Shark! With a
newfound taste for human flesh, the Snow Shark picks off the snow
bunnies mercilessly. Cut off from help by mountainous terrain and
blinding snow, the local sheriff must make an unlikely alliance with a
motley crew of snowboarders to take down the Snow Shark before the white
hills run red with blood!”

Also, should have totally been set in Perisher.