I’m not here to tell you what to wear. That is not my job. As far as I am aware, that is not the job of anyone employed here at P.TV. If you want to fork out just shy of $1400 for a shawl that, perhaps, maybe, possibly, evokes the thought of your head having an unbelievably clean and noiseless birth through a vagina that is mounted on the upper portion of your chest, I am not going to tell you to stop. At a stretch, I would maybe lightly suggest that you instead give me a mere $700 and I will knock up something similar with stuff I bought at Spotlight for $20. Outside of that though, your freedom to spend a huge sum of cash on a wearable vulva is completely unimpeached.
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Whether or not this was an intended by-product of the design, this is a very real item of clothing being retailed by Italian fashion giant Fendi (although either from demand or embarrassment, the pink version is no longer available, leaving only red and blue):
The ‘A Touch of Fur‘ shawl is made from silk, wool, and real fox fur, which probably sweetens the pot for a very specific kind of person.
The fashion world is a deeply, deeply strange place.
