The NYT Is Quizzing Yanks On Aussie Slang & LMAO There’s A Q About Goon

The United States and Australia have the kind of relationship you share with that one aunt you only see every eight years: they love you to bits, really, but they still think you’re planning to study marine biology, and they ask pretty uncomfortable questions about that S/O you actually ended up dumping via Messenger in 2014. 

That is to say the States has some kind of quasi-accurate understanding of our fine land. Do we have crocodiles? Yes. Are they as integral to our nation’s culture as one particular 80s film and a dead conservationist might suggest? Well… Yes, actually, but for the sake of argument, no. 

The majority of us aren’t prepared to wrestle a salty at a moment’s notice, we don’t swill Foster’s, and Outback Steakhouse can drag the monstrosity that is the Bloomin’ Onion right back to the gates of Hell. 
So, when the New York Times offers its American readership the chance to test their knowledge of Aussie vernacular, we gain a unique insight into how the Yanks actually reckon we speak. And, truth be told, they’re not too far off the mark. 

Bearing a slew of deadset classics and a couple of obscure numbers, the quiz does a decent job of capturing our pristine interpretation of the English language. Just as well, really – NYT might be looking to expand Down Under in the near future.

That being said, they miss out on the deep cuts: Durrie. Plugga. Munted. In any case, have a burl right here. Your humble narrator only scored 8/10, and is already in the process of rescinding his citizenship. 

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