Naysayers, I hate to tell you this, but astrology is good and real. In a world so caught up in cynicism, looking to the stars to help guide our paths (and quirks) is one of the only whimsical and fun things we are literally able to do.
One of the only other fun things we’re left to do? Online shopping.
Since our sun, moon and rising sign are all factors that ~impact~ our personality traits, the gifts our birth charts have given us obviously shine through whilst we’re online shopping. Luckily, apps like Klarna are literally so diverse and helpful, that they’ll cater to whatever online shopping mood your sign has bestowed on you, with access to deals, inspiration and exclusive content.
So, whether you’re a luxe-Taurus who’s got a taste for the finer things, or a frugal Scorpio who loves bargains, it’ll be able to offer up a slew of deals that’ll tickle your fancy.
Without further ado, here’s an analysis of what your online shopping persona is based on your star sign, so prepare to feel seen.
Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
Impulse buys are a direct product of your fiery personality. You think it’s so quirky that you bought a pink cowboy hat online at 3 am last week, and a life-sized Zac Efron cutout the week before, but really your friends are just sick of the 30-minute IG stories.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
Some much-needed logic and reason here, the grounded one of the lot. You’re constantly scouring the internet for the best there is, not only in price but quality too. You’re a bougie binch, and you never settle for less than perfect, which is why you’re not afraid to treat yourself with a designer flex now and again. FYI, the Black Friday sales are fast approaching, which will be the perf time for you to scope the exclusive deals Klarna are offering up across all the best luxe brands.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
You forget your passwords and login details for literally every online store imaginable. Your card deets are always off. You’re messy AF, but we love you for that. We highly recommend connecting your cards to your online store accounts, so you can get your shopping out of the way to focus on world domination.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
You’d probably cry (like you do at everything) if you’re most-wanted item sold out before you got to nab it.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
Your misplaced confidence guides you. Think you can pull off Kylie’s WAP-outfit for Halloween this year? It’s not like you bought a knock-off online 3 seconds after the music video came out 🙂
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
You’re an organised little so-and-so. To-do lists are your best friend, and you’re absolutely signed up to every e-newsletter possible to update you on the latest sales. You’ve never been caught buying a birthday present from the servo on the way to the party, and you wouldn’t be caught dead in the shops on Christmas Eve – you’ve purchased everything online 4 weeks in advance, leaving ample time for potential refunds too. You’ve probably got lists, and price drop notifications set up on Klarna, so you never miss a beat. You terrify me.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
Life is all about balance, right? That means making a vouch to not spend any money on clothes for 3 months, and then completely splurging with a binge-shop that breaks the bank shortly after.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
You buy online exclusive sneaker drops not because you’re a sneakerhead, but because you just don’t want others to have it and you enjoy watching people get upset.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
You’re the coolest of the lot, and you know what you want. You would never possibly tell anyone where you’re copping your fits from. You lie and say you’ve nabbed pieces from vintage designer boutiques, but it’s probably just from ASOS marketplace or curated by Klarna‘s personalised inspiration boards.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
The sweet, caring, over-achieving Capricorn. The “oldest sibling” of the astrological family. They always alert the group chat when there’s a crazy sale on, and always asks if there’s something you want when there’s a free shipping deal on, to boost their cart amount. The only star sign that deserves rights honestly.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
Your free-spirited artist facade is not fooling anyone. Deep down, you’re a massive Karen and your emails are overflowing with unanswered complaints to online customer service because your order didn’t arrive 2 days after purchase.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
Your cart for every online shop has been full for at least the last month because you’re so indecisive. Seriously, make up your mind babe.