Actual Priest Attending Met Gala Mistaken For Man In “Sexy Priest” Costume

What is the Met Gala? A simple enough question but, sadly, the answer is that no one truly knows (editor’s note: this is not the answer). All we can piece together from what little evidence there is available is that, each year, a bunch of millionaires are caged within thematically-coordinated costumes and forced inside the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC. What occurs within the confines of the building, we simply cannot say.

But it’s not just big-time celebs that are invited to these mysterious events, it would seem. Rather thematically appropriate to the theme of this year’s ball, it would appear there are also priests – priests like James Martin.

Martin, a Jesuit priest and editor-at-large of the magazine America, tweeted about some very interesting praise that he got as a result of attending a Catholicism-themed costume ball while in his regular, ordinary dress as a Catholic priest.

This seems like an immensely self-serving thing to tweet but, he assures you, he is not lying:

As far as I’m aware, priests aren’t allowed to lie, so this checks out (I was raised Protestant so honestly I have no idea what the rules are for Catholics, this may or may not be true).

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