It’s Halloween season folks, so naturally our eyeballs are being accosted with plenty of “thing that shouldn’t be sexy, but make it sexy” costume concepts, because people can’t get enough of taking questionable shit and making it into something sexy! They love it!
The celebrities are ALL over this, and while we covered off many of the epic outfits they repped this weekend over here, there’s one that requires special attention, OK?
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Paris Hilton. Dressed as. A sexy. Furby.
She may use the unicorn emoji, but that face on her boobs does not lie. That is a fucking sexy Furby costume, and I frankly hate it so much I want to throw my computer out the window.
To be fair, the holographic levels are really on point here and she looks like a 100000/10 babe. She nailed the sexy part, hands down. Just like… can we not make Furbies, the most terrifying of childhood toys, sexy? Or a thing again? Can we just burn them all and their memory and be done with it?
I can think of MANY things I would prefer to see the sexy version of over a Furby.
- sexy bin of hazardous waste
- sexy Mr. Squiggle
- sexy Keno entry form
- sexy Hills Hoist
- sexy tumbleweed
- sexy Le Snak
Take note for next year, Paris.
