Every celebrity either has, or can have, every other celebrity’s phone number.
This is one of our few universal truths, and luckily for us, these celebrities sometimes hate each other and / or fuck up enough to reveal these numbers during public rifts.
EXHIBIT A: In the wake of her rift with Rihanna over Donald Trump’s Muslim ban (no it doesn’t ban all Muslims, yes it’s outwardly Islamophobic so yes that name fits), Azealia Banks somehow found Rih’s number and sent her a particularly shitty, drug/sex shaming text reading:
“I don’t have anything to do with you miss. Beyonce is already working on you. Ever think to stop and think that’s why you have a drug and sex addiction?”
Naturally, Rihanna screenshotted this, threw the word “Weirdos” on top and made it her Twitter avi.
So while it’s not immediately obvious if it was intentional or not, this meant Banks’ personal number was good and gone.
Rihanna put Azealia Banks’ number as her avi then changed it to her doing the kissy face ?? i love this shade pic.twitter.com/41G7YKStti
— ??? (@godneybjs) January 30, 2017
To top that off, it looked like Banks responded by leaking Rihanna’s number on a since-deleted Instagram post.
But, because the number has been disconnected and Rih is overseas at any rate, there’s been no confirmation on this other than the fact it’s apparently linked with Rihanna’s Instagram account.
Rihanna and Azealia Banks exposing each other’s number…..lol 2017 already looking good pic.twitter.com/9wfmRWeKMS
— ?anna (@bIingspice) January 30, 2017
@rihbirth_ @bIingspice that is rihannas number ?? it’s linked to her Instagram pic.twitter.com/OkNZ1mFiIa
— princes$ (@yngsammy) January 30, 2017
Still, this hasn’t stopped the internet from trying to contact Rih, with the results ranging from “unrequited plea for attention” to “apparently this is Wendy now”.
imI crying dkcmdmcm pic.twitter.com/dAZTiT7DW6
— ?anna (@bIingspice) January 30, 2017
?? Wendy is the new Katia ?? pic.twitter.com/spYp3XVNcE
— Rihanna Navy Brasil (@RNavyBrazil) January 30, 2017
The apparent moral? Rihanna is a better troll than Azealia Banks. Who’d have known?
Source: Twitter.
Photo: Christie Goodwin & David Becker / Getty.
