Miranda Kerr posted a picture on the website for Kora Organics of her breastfeeding her newborn baby boy whose name, it has been revealed, is Flynn. In the picture below she appears in a beautiful vintage Dior maternity dressing gown, breastfeeding Flynn after performing an hour of post-natal yoga. I made that up and Blip blip blip mrah brigbgg grpogjsldkgnbfsd I can write whatever I want because you will not read further than the word breast and probaly spend the next few minutes trying to mentally photoshop out the baby’s head to get a better look at her nipples you sicko. I CAN YELL WHATEVER I WANT. UNICORN POO TASTES DELICIOUS. I GAVE BIRTH TO A GREMLIN. I SPEAK FLUENT CAT.
Not surprisingly the Kora Organics website has crashed: http://www.koraorganics.com
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