Put aside any issues you might have with your self-esteem – I know I did – because WHO Magazine have unveiled their full list of 2012’s Most Beautiful People, fronted by your new yoga instructor Miranda Kerr and her super cute, soon to be more beautiful than you spawn, and the baby with the most explosive double-barrel surname, Flynn Kerr-Bloom.
Also making the list of people more beautiful than you and I are seventeen Australians including: genetically blessed siblings Liam ‘Hunger Games’ Hemsworth and his older brother Thor Chris Hemsworth, singer with a show and new single to spruik Delta Goodrem, actress Rachael Taylor, Olympic gold hopeful and accidental twitter homophobe, Stephanie Rice, caricature of a French chef Manu Feildel, and Lara Bingle 2.0, Kyly Boldy – the model girlfriend of cricket captain Michael Clarke, who I think we can all agree was more interesting to look at during those Indian test matches than the game itself.
International hotties include certified superhero, Ryan Gosling, list mainstays Jennifer Aniston, her squeeze Justin Theroux and her yester-squeeze Brad Pitt. The perpetually furrowed brow of Kristen Stewart makes an appearance alongside the girl on fire with the franchise to end all of Stewart’s future franchises, Jennifer Lawrence. Indie babes Rooney Mara, Lana Del Rey, Don Jon Hamm, Michael Fassbender and Michelle Williams make the cut, as do the cast of Revenge, Channing Tatum and your Logies entertainment – those pre-pubscent boy-banders – One Direction.
If, like me, WHO majorly messed up in the editorial department and left you off the list – I’m still reeling from being left of the Homegrown Hotties List – you can still apply for Pedestrian’s search for 2012’s Bachelorette Of The Year – where you don’t have to lather yourself in baby oil, have an endorsement deal or media partnership, don a bikini or say something really inappropriate on twitter! You can nominate or be nominated here. Prizes include a trip to the city with the highest density of beautiful people, New York – which is where you really belong, isn’t it you beautiful thing?
