Prepare your prayer-hand emojis: you can get hitched in the world’s biggest inflatable church at this year’s Beyond The Valley Festival, because nothing says ~true love~ like the sweet smell of plastic.
The best part? The Big Love Inflatable Church‘s priest will give his / her blessing to whoever wants to seal the deal – no prejudice or shitty rules, just as things should be.
Me crying happy tears. Woof
The experience is thus:
– Walk in with your chosen one, in between sets by Luke Million, Ladyhawke, SAFIA, Sticky Fingers and Montaigne.
– Exchange your most blessed vows you’ve prob just made up about your tru luv.
– Have glitter chucked at you by your friends and, most likely, many randoms.
– Party the night away (the jumping castle turns into a bloody huge disco by night, so it’s pretty much the whole ‘do in one air-filled space).
This particular inflatable church has been pairing up lovebirds, strangers, friends, and others since ’04 and yes, it’s the same holy blow-up building in which Kelly Osbourne jokingly tie the knot to a dude she’d known for a week back in ’06.
We’d usually only worship at the altar of Ye but we’ll make an exception for this cute, bouncy thing.
Beyond The Valley runs from Wednesday, 28th December 2016 to Sunday, 1st January 2017 in VIC. Get yr tix HERE.
Photo: Ullstein Bild / Getty.
