Veritable train wreck bound for impending catastrophe Jack White has appropriately gone off the rails after he had some not at all jealous things to say about The Black Keys frontman Dan Auerbach, in leaked emails sent to his goddess ex wife Karen Elson during their ongoing custody battle since 2011.
In emails obtained by the regal, diamond studded reputability of TMZ, Jack White reportedly wrote an email to Elson expressing his disdain about his children being enrolled at the same school as The Black Keys’ Dan Auerbach’s, because ugh, that guy keeps copying me and it’s just like, why are you so obsessed with me?
The emails show White proudly embodying a swearing jerk with the priorities of an infant and disposition of a Montague who, for the sake of decency won’t allow feuding (musician) families to mingle:
“My concern with Auerbach is because I don’t want the kids involved in any of that crap … That’s a possible twelve fucking years I’m going to have to be sitting in kids chairs next to that asshole with other people trying to lump us in together. He gets yet another free reign to follow me around and copy me and push himself into my world.”
Gross, copy cats, amirite? Good one, Jack. I remember having someone (maybe?) cheekily look over my shoulder during a high school exam, and understandably I felt the exact same thing: cursed spawns of satan, you should be shot, misery and poor fortune upon your family, how dare my children ever look upon ye, et cetera. Gosh, it’s only rational.
